Showing posts with label Life@69. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life@69. Show all posts

Saturday, January 16, 2016

The Companions

I have many regrets about how my mother spent her last few years, but her companions are not among them.

Ever since her second stroke, Mom was wheelchair-bound and needed help dressing, toileting, and transfering from chair to bed—in short, complete custodial care. It was a scattershot stroke, so many parts of her brain were affected. She had trouble speaking coherently. We weren’t always sure she knew who we were. Her hearing aid batteries would die, her glasses would go missing. Clearly she could not advocate for herself, and we were anxious about her quality of life.

What to do? My sister Rosemary lived nearby but had a full-time job and could only visit on weekends. The rest of us siblings were scattered in Indiana, Missouri, Colorado, and California.
To the rescue came Team Betty, a group of hired companions who took turns looking in on Mom at least three days a week. The first was Jan, an Oberlin graduate like Mom, and an ardent dog rescue advocate and professional dog walker. She was suggested by Rosemary’s sightless husband Andrew, who had employed Jan once to drive him to a conference and had enjoyed her company. Jan recommended some of her fellow dog lovers to be companions, and gradually the team was assembled.

And what a team it was! There was Nita, the Zumba instructor with a heart of gold. Barb C of the sparkling wit who was also caring for her own aged mother. Barb S, retired nurse and accomplished artist. Marcey, the intuitive swim instructor and reiki practitioner. Ebulient Kerry with the warm southern accent who often brought along her small dog Monty. And feisty Vera, the former health administrator who loved to take on challenges.

The team worked out among themselves who would visit regularly on which day, and they put magnets with their photos on a calendar in Mom’s room so she would know whom to expect each day. Soon we had coverage every weekday for two hour sessions.

Team Betty gave Mom the royal treatment. They took her to Cafe Louise on the third floor for a cappucino, to the library on the seventh floor to return books and select new ones. They sat with her at meals and engaged her tablemates in conversation. They read together, and spun stories about the various tropical fish in the large tank by the dining room. They took Mom to art class and bingo, and for strolls outside in the neighborhood when the weather was nice. They threw her birthday parties. They took her to Friday happy hour and helped the staff serve tiny plastic stemmed glasses of wine and punch.

Despite the modest sums they were being paid, and the distances some of them had to drive to get there, the companions just seemed to love doing for my mom. They took their reward in the form of her sweet smiles, cute shoulder shrugs when they were kidding her, her occasional lucid and sometimes suprising comments, and their parting hugs and kisses.

The best part for us siblings were the companions’ nightly email reports. We knew exactly what Mom’s day had been like, what they had done together, and how she had reacted, as though we had been there in person. Plus they were our eyes and ears on the care Mom was given. They spotted when she was vague and sleepy and might have another urinary tract infection. They checked that her hearing aids were in place and had live batteries. They noticed when she had a chipped tooth and accompanied her to the on-site dentist. They shared their daily reports with each other so all could stay current with any developments. They were also Mom’s advocates. They sat in on care conferences that I could attend only by phone, often lessening the bullshit factor. Vera fought like a bulldog to get Mom a wheelchair that really fit her, not just whatever clunky hand-me-down was available from Physical Therapy.

Rosemary and I grew to love these women, and not just because they obviously loved our mother. We loved them because each was strong in her own way, and tender-hearted, and interesting. They came to the memorial “happy hour” we staged at the retirement community—it seemed a fitting tribute to our mom, who so loved sociability—and afterward came to Rosemary’s home for dinner and reminiscing. We set out some of Mom’s chotchkies on the grand piano and invited them each to take one as a memento. And later we republished Mom’s memoir in a special edition dedicated to Team Betty.


I still have their magnetized photos on my refrigerator, their sweet faces reminding me that we did our best to give Mom a good quality of life and, in the process, reaped a bounty of love. 

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Uh-oh! Hearing Aids

It’s time, says the audiologist. 

She shows me the chart. The exes and ohs representing my hearing on the right and left meander downward off the normal range. The high pitches are going first.

My poor ears. They’ve served me well through the years despite occasional blockage by earwax, and despite the raging forest of cicadas in my head that is tinnitus. But I’ve noticed lately that I have to cup my hand to my ears to hear soft-spoken voices at meetings. The optimal TV volume is creeping up. And forget trying to interpret foreign accents; it’s subtitles for me. (I keep wondering about the damage done early on by the loud music at the kids’ roller rink and that nighclub where we danced in front of giant speakers.)

I should give hearing aids a try, reiterates the audiologist, to prevent further loss of word recognition. She wants me to wear them all day, even though I spend most of the time alone at the computer or in the garden.

From the ENT physician I get a conflicting message. Why bother with hearing aids if you’re not normally in situations where good hearing is essential? I like his view of this better.


David has kindly brought brochures from Costco, where I can get hearing aids cheaper. I’m steeling myself to go there and learn more.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Ffffft!

Another year gone. And what a whirlwind it was: Springtime in Olympia, Ephesis, Pompeii. Having my ovaries removed. Fishing and jazz in Colorado. Lunch atop the new World Trade Center. Havana by night in a ’57 Chevy.

Those were the highlights making 2015 a year to remember. But most of the time went to the same old same old: Me sitting in front of my computer doing routine things for my nonprofits. Dreaming up landscapes for my clients, ordering plants, placing them for the installers. Weeding and planting with my Master Gardener friends at our pro bono projects. Misplacing my smart phone and finding it again. Watching endless hours of television with Dave, Rocky nestled between us on the couch. Attending the grandkids’ soccer and basketball games. Cooking dinners. Doing dishes. Reading in bed. Zumba!


Life is sweet, every minute of it, and oh so fleeting.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

A Bump in the Road

March 18. I complained to my primary care physician at a recent annual checkup that, despite dieting and increased exercise, I was actually gaining weight. I thought I was either retaining water or housing a tumor. She sent me for tests.

Yesterday I had a thorough ultrasound look at my pancreas, liver, spleen, bile duct, gall bladder, uterus and ovaries. It took about an hour with technician Becky and a lot of slimy goo and probing and “deep breath and hold.” We shared our respective histories with breast cancer—me thirty years out, she five years out.

A call from my doctor’s office came not two hours later. I have a slightly enlarged right ovary. It could be an ovarian cyst. I’ve been referred to a gynecologist.
We’ll see where this leads.
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March 25. I saw gynecologist Dr. Kasper yesterday, the luck of the draw from my doctor’s referral throught the network. Her first name is Kelly and she looks like a Princeton grad—slim and fit, long blond hair. She seems nice.

She said with my history of breast cancer, she recommends removing both my ovaries. They look grainy and calcified. I wondered if that was because chemo fried them when I was 40, but she said no.

The procedure is simple, she says—three small cuts in my abdomen and the insertion of a laproscope to excise the questionable body parts. I was concerned about disruption to my landscaping business. She said I could lift 40 pound bags of manure the next day if I wanted to, but that I might be a little sore.

The surgery sounds like a good idea, and minimally invasive, but if I can postpone it until after garderning season I'd like to. We agreed to order CA125 blood test to see if that provides a clue on how urgent the surgery might be.

The results are supposed to be available today. I’m waiting for the call.

David and I just remembered we have a reason to celebrate. It’s our 48th wedding anniversary.

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March 27. The blood test results are in, and they’re good. 13 in the normal range of 0 to 35. Yay! Dr. Kasper says with such a low reading we could just monitor with an occasional ultrasound. But by now I’m eager to get rid of the offending grainy almond-sized apparatuses. They served me well in their time, but I don’t want them ever again to cause me worry. Sign me up for the surgery. Bye bye ovaries!
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May 28. Pre-op testing and a hundred and one questions about my health history. Weight, vital signs, a baseline EKG. And some instructions.

My surgery is a week hence, at 2:30 in the afternoon. I’m not to eat or drink anything after midnight the night before, except I can take my routine pills with a sip of water. Also, I’m to shower with four ounces of chlorhexidine antibacterial solution before bed. I’m to wear clean pajamas and make up the bed with clean bedclothes, then shower again in the morning with the same solution. They want me squeaky clean for my procedure.

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June 3. David and I share a bottle of champagne with our steak dinner and watch a soothing episode of Rosemary & Thyme on Netflix. We change the sheets. I lather up in the shower with the red liquid antiseptic and slip into my clean pajamas for a good night’s sleep. I read the final chapter of Maisy Dobbs. All is ready.
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June 4. It’s surgery day! I try to sleep as late as possible (to keep my stomach from grumbling) and spend the morning in my jammies at my computer, tying up loose ends. At 11:30 a.m. I take the second shower with the delightful red liquid, and try not to think about the possibility of a staph infection, which is no doubt the reason for such precautions, and we’re out the door at noon.

We arrive at the Outpatient Sugery reception desk precisely at 12:30 and hunker down to wait for the nurse to call us back. Yikes, I forgot to order mulch for a landscaping project next Monday. I dial up SoilMakers and ask for 20 yards to be delivered at a specified address in West Lafayette. Their truck holds nine yards max, so we settle on 18 yards. Now what kind of mulch did I want? Oops here comes the nurse to fetch me. Okay AA hardwood mulch. What time do I want the delivery? This as the nurse directs me to step on the scale. I explain to the SoilMaker lady that I’m just going into surgery and promise to call her back. Yikes, I also forgot to tell the wholesale nursery when to deliver the 2-inch caliper trees for a project next Thursday. No time now. Gotta clear my mind for the job at hand.

David and I are ushered into our pre-op waiting chamber and are joined presently by my friend Margaret who just wanted to be there with me today. Nurse Heather gives me a plastic bag to put my clothes in and no fewer than three packets of antiseptic wipes that she wants me to scrub my body with before donning the charming cotton gown they’ve provided for me. I’m counting on all this cleanliness to ward off the dreaded staph germs.

I give up my rings, my earrings, and my eyeglasses. A smiling technician installs an IV line in my left wrist. She’s from the Beijing area and has lived in the States for nine years.

Then commences a veritable parade of doctors, nurses, and technicians politely introducing themselves and each asking me questions. First question is always what procedure I’m here for, and they’re satisfied when I say “having my ovaries out” because that agrees with the oophorectomy specified on their paperwork. The remaining questions are largely the same: When did you last eat or drink? 11:30 last night. Do you have any stents or implants (no), skin issues (just a little poison ivy on my wrist), allergies (penicillin, it makes my face break out in a rash), diabetes (no), heart problems (no), can I walk up two lights of stairs without shortness of breath (well, sort of).

Dr. Kasper comes in to review the procedure with me and explain the risks (death, among others). I barely recognize her in her surgical garb, her blond ponytail covered by a blue mesh cap. I ask her if while she’s in my abdomen she could do a little liposuction. No can do, she says (well, she could, but that would cost extra). I tell her I’d like to look at my ovaries, especially the one with the cyst. No can do either, but she does agree to take photos for me. Good, I say, so I can share them on Facebook.

This prompts a story from Dr. Kasper about her son being badly injured while playing lacrosse. She carries a suture kit in her car, so she proceeded to stitch up the gash in his leg right there on the field with the team clustered about. How cool was that!! Her son of course shared pictures of the repairs on Instagram. We had a good laugh over what an impressive mom she was.

Between visits from hospital staff, I’m hugely entertained by my friend Margaret who tells of her recent travels to visit family in North Carolina and the circuitous route she used to avoid the scary mountain roads in West Virginia on her return trip. Margaret was my jazz and tap dance teacher for years, and we’ve become fast friends. She offers a foot massage, which I willingly accept. Her own feet have taken a beating from all the years of dance, and she knows how to make feet feel good. We talk on, and the subject of food keeps coming up, one of our standard topics of conversation—my stomach is grumbling hugely by now, and Margaret keeps apologizing for bringing up the subject. David, meanwhile, is silent, absorbed in learning how to use his new iPhone. Good that we had entertainment, because our wait ends up being three hours long.

At long last, they come to take me into surgery. Someone pulls up the rails of my hospital bed and wheels me down the long hall into the operating theater. There I meet another cast of characters who have been preparing the room for me. The room looks squeaky clean, and I marvel at the huge lamps hanging from the ceiling to illuminate the sugical action. There’s no time to linger over details, however. I crawl over onto the narrow sugical bed and a seat belt snaps over my hips to keep me from rolling off. A nice man bends over me so I’m seeing him upside down and introduces himself, “Hi, I’m Dr. Reddy.” How appropriate, I think, because I’m READY too, to get this over with!
Dr. Reddy injects a little something into my IV line to make me relax. I’m not nervous, really. This is an adventure. And next comes the little something that will put me out. I can feel it beginning to work, like a magical glow in my brain….

…and I realize I’ve come awake. Must be in the recovery room. Behind curtained partitions I can hear the person to my left groaning, and the guy on my right asking over and over to see his wife and son. I don’t feel any pain or discomfort, wrapped in warm blankets and nodding in and out of consciousness.

It’s over. My ovaries are out. They served me well, helping to produce two beautiful sons more than forty years ago. These once fecund egg-bearers are on their way to Pathology. Dr. Kasper will call in a couple of day with the results.
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June 9. These few days since my procedure have been a trip! My abdomen is achy as you’d expect, and I have glorious bruises to the right and left, but other aches and pains have come out of nowhere—my shoulders, the deltoids, are killing me! The nurse says it may be because they had to inject air into my abdomen to be able to see what they were doing, and that trapped air migrated to the top of my body, causing the shoulder pain. Whatever the cause, that pain was worse than the pain in my surgical site.

I amused myself the other day by watching the procedure done on YouTube (not mine, somebody else’s). First they fried the tissue with a heat clamp—you could see it bubbling! Then they severed the tissue with clippers. Fascinating! Today I’m feeling more like myself again, with little pain and finally a regular bowel movement. I just have to be careful not to lift anything over 10 pounds. Life is returning to normal.


And oh yeah, the pathology report came back negative for cancer cells. Which means this was not a life-changer, but just a bump in the road. I can’t complain about that!

Monday, June 1, 2015

Requiem for a Cell Phone

I realize it’s missing one evening when I prepare to go downtown to help Master Gardeners plant pots and beds at the City Market--my little clamshell phone with its tether bearing my talisman purchased in Hong Kong signifying my birth in the Year of the Rooster.

A quick search of likely places yields no phone, and I have no choice but to leave without it, which makes me nervous in this busy season for my garden design company. I’m potentially missing calls from clients and installers, not to mention friends, family, and doctors’ offices.

Next morning the need to locate my connection-to-the-world takes top priority. I call my cell from our landline. In the past I had been able to track it down by listening for its distinctive ring, but no deal this time. Instead of hearing a ringtone on the other end of the line, I’m immediately switched to voicemail, so there’s no opportunity to track a location.

Then commences a thorough search of my car—I find a dish and a dessicated chicken bone under the passenger seat, but no phone. I search my garden tool collection in the trunk, then my purse, my office, the bedroom, the pockets of my gardening clothes, my bathrobe, the back patio—all places where the frequently disappearing device has been found before—no luck.

I retrace my steps from the day before, calling the nursery where I purchased milkweed plants and the client where I laid out the bed for their new Monarch Waystation. No, they haven’t seen my phone. I resume searching in all the likely places around the house and car to no avail. I finally have to tell myself to stop obsessing and get on with the day. My cell will turn up sometime.

Now truth be told, my little retro flip-open device has been giving me trouble lately. For one thing, it has a habit of jumping out of my pocket. I remember how two weeks ago my friend Marcia called to say she found what she thought was my cellphone out in her backyard where we had been consulting about what to plant in the two new raised beds by her deck. She wouldn’t have noticed it except that it kept ringing with incoming calls. In the ensuing weeks it failed to hold a charge more than a day so I was constantly having to juice it up. Then it started beeping at odd times, and not responding properly to functions I requested. It’s clearly time to replace the device; I just haven’t had the time to figure out what to replace it with. But losing it like this, in the midst of spring landscaping projects, is the last thing I need.

That evening I distract myself with a meeting of the local Horticultural Society, hearing about their good works, travels to noteworthy gardens, and plans for the future. While driving home in the relaxed state induced by two hours of slide presentations, greeting old friends, and consuming tasty refreshments, my mind begins to put the pieces of the cellphone puzzle together. In a flash of insight I know what has happened! My phone is lying on highway I-465 somewhere between the exits to Keystone Avenue and Meridian Street.

How did my cell phone meet this untimely end? Why, the little punk had jumped out of my pocket again while I was marking out the Monarch Waystation at my client’s. I spied its puny gray and black body on the grass and placed it on the right edge of my car windshield for safekeeping. While driving home on I-465 I noticed an intermittent sound like gravel hitting the windshield. That struck me as odd, but I figured it was just stones kicked up from recent construction on the highway, and after a while the noise stopped.

My gestalt now explains what that noise was. It was the sound of my rooster charm on the cell’s tether, snapping in the wind and tapping the windshield, trying to warn me of impending doom. I was hearing it, but I wasn’t listening.


Rest in peace--and probably several pieces after tangling with the semi traffic on that busy highway--my old clamshell friend and business partner. I’m off to the phone store to choose your replacement. And maybe I’ll delve into a new generation of devices that, if this ever happens again, which it surely must, will practically be able to call me for help.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Organizing My Life

What do I do today?

This is not an idle question. Working out of my home for two not-for-profits that I care about, plus running a small garden design business, I’ve created a time-management monster. I’m way too busy, and competing agendas pull at me constantly. There’s always something I should be attending to, always something I may have forgotten to take care of. The free-floating anxiety makes me crazy.

I’m working out a system to cope with this, and it’s been working: I designate each day of the week for a different focus. Here’s how it works.

·         Monday is INPAWS Day. That’s my state’s native plant society, of which I’m the volunteer membership chair and communications officer. On Mondays I write press releases, deal with a 560+ member family database, update the website, share news with our Facebook page and group, and answer INPAWS emails. I have to focus, otherwise INPAWS Day can stretch into INPAWS Week, there’s so much to do.

·         Tuesday is Landscape Fancies Day. That’s my garden design business. In season, I start the day with a team of Master Gardener friends, maintaining gardens at the public school where I volunteer (see Thursday). In the afternoon I work on designs for my clients, prepare presentations, develop quotes, source plants, assemble teams to install gardens, make up invoices, and do all the necessary paperwork to file my retail taxes and Schedule C. I’m trying to retire so I can focus on several dear-to-my-heart pro bono projects that I manage. But designing gardens is what I really love to do, so I’m torn every time a potential project comes up. Requests from friends, past clients, and people interested in native plants are hard to turn down.

·         Wednesday is my Personal Day. I schedule doctor’s appointments, do laundry, take care of the house and personal business, get my hair cut, etc. Truth be told, Wednesday is sometimes a continuation of INPAWS Day or Landscape Fancies Day, but I try not to let that happen.

·         Thursday is Friends of Cold Spring School Day. I’m a founding member and officer of the Friends, supporting our city’s only environmental studies magnet school, K-6, which draws from all around the inner city. My job is to facilitate partnerships with community organizations whose members have a passion for nature. I maintain the Friends website and Facebook page, plan and maintain demonstration gardens, engage with the principal and teachers and PTO leader and social worker, involve students in planting and weeding projects, organize meetings of our board and advisory council, and lend my knowledge of native plants as needed. Sometimes I just enjoy standing in the halls watching the children move between classes. They’re adorable, and I get an occasional hug.

·         Friday is Family & Friends Day. When Mom was alive, this was the day I took care of business as her point person with the nursing home staff. Now I’m using the day to get our family finances in order, which is sorely needed, and to pay the bills, which always seem to be in arrears. I also try to stay in touch with and plan things for the family and with friends.

·         Weekends are up for grabs. In gardening season, I work in my yard for hours on end. In winter, I try to declutter the house or process the boxes of family photos into a usable form. Once a month, my Sunday evenings end with a frenzied attempt to tidy for the cleaning ladies who come first thing Monday.

Is this day-based system working for me? Yes, pretty well, and here’s why: (1) If I don’t finish the list of things I had in my Day Planner for a particular day, I know I’ll be coming back around to those tasks in a week. I don’t need to feel guilty about not finishing everything. (2) I give the things I value a full day of focus. There’s time to think about what needs to be done in each area of responsibility, which eases the anxiety of possibly forgetting to do something or of neglecting things (especially people!) that are important.

Sometimes my system gets blown up, like when I’m doing the taxes at the last minute per usual. Other times it feels like a straightjacket because I’d rather spend a sunny weekday just puttering in the garden. But the system has served me well for the past couple of years, considering that I’ve taken on way too much and can’t easily extricate myself.

I contemplate a time when I’ll wake up in the morning and just let the day unfold as it will. To get there, I’ll have to jettison a lot of the above-mentioned responsibilities. But maybe not having an agenda to keep me focused will just make me anxious.


I’ll let you know how it works out.

Friday, April 17, 2015

Another Day Down

Lately I find myself wondering when I’m going to die. 

The thought never occurred to me when I was younger—plenty of time to think about that later. But now I’m beginning to face the reality that my time is approaching. There will soon be an end to my life, and I likely won't have much control over when.

If by some miracle I live as long as my mother did (96+ years), I have a mere 25 years left—and not all may be productive years if mind and/or body refuse to cooperate. Those are sobering thoughts. They make me feel like I need to figure out right away all the things I want to accomplish before I die: make a checklist, set deadlines, lay out a detailed implementation schedule.

But really, what’s the hurry? Other than putting my domestic affairs in order I have no big plans in mind—life seems to provide plenty of interesting projects to engage in, and they can unfold naturally as days go by. More to the point than what to do in my 20+ years may be the how. How do I want to live the time that’s left?

My friend Margaret was intrigued by a thought expressed in a book she read recently, to the effect that you should live each day realizing that your actions today will become a part of your past tomorrow. The idea was you shouldn’t do bad things that you’ll regret, but I like the corollary, that you can fill your days with actions that you’ll happily remember. What would those actions look like for me? This turns out to be an interesting exercise.

Here’s a first pass at a daily mantra for my remaining years. I want to…
·         Be a good friend to my friends.
·         Create beautiful experiences for my family members.
·         Take good care of my body.
·         Use my brain to its fullest.
·         Forgive myself for my mistakes.
·         Send thank you notes.
·         Approach each day with joy.
·         Rest when I need to.

If I can do these things for however many years I have left, I’m pretty sure I’ll die with no regrets.


Friday, March 27, 2015

Better Living Through Chemistry

I remember the phrase from our hippie days: “Better living through chemistry.” Dupont meant their slogan to make people feel good about the huge chemical company’s role in society, but our generation adopted it to celebrate our experiments with mind-altering marijuana, peyote, hash, LSD, banana peels.

To us aging hippies it means something quite different now.

Every Wednesday morning, in my robe and slippers, I sit at my dressing table for the weekly filling of my pill organizer. Mine is small and blue and has snap-down lids labelled S-M-T-W-T-F-S. In each compartment I place a pill to keep my thyroid level up (I’m tired and befuddled without it), a small dose of anxiety reducer (to tell my demons to shut up), an extremely expensive generic that keeps my bones strong and is said to keep breast cancer at bay (a somewhat mystical effect like warding off elephants when you live in Indiana), and a luminous orb substituting for the sunshine that I need to manufacture a vitamin that lets my body absorb calcium.

My pill organizer needs are modest compared to David’s. His is enormous and has compartments for mornings and afternoons each day of the week, and there’s a supplemental organizer upstairs for medicaments taken at night. In these go pills to keep his cholesterol down, his heart beating normally, his potassium level stable, his thyroid level up, his blood thin, his bones strong, his blood pressure low, provide essential vitamins, and counteract the depression arising from having to take all these pills every day. For him, it must feel more like “living through chemistry.”

We used to wonder from whom we could score some Mary Jane to get high. Now the Marsh Supermarket pharmacist is our pusher, offering to autofill our every medication need.

“The times, they are a-changin’,” crooned Bob Dylan, the poet of our generation. That’s never been more true than now.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Keeping Up with the Mail

Next to doing dishes, keeping up with the mail is the world’s most thankless task.

I try to fish out the bills and the occasional personal letter on a daily basis, but the rest piles up until it’s a foot high before I actually look at it. That’s about once a week, if I can force myself to get around to it.

Processing all this paper requires the dining room table to spread out on and make piles of stuff to keep—seed and plant catalogs to inform my landscaping business; endless reports on the status of Medicare claims and where we stand each month with our pharmaceutical coverage; paperwork from our retirement accounts; newsletters from my favorite causes to read when I have a moment; things I need to look into, like scheduling the next furnace servicing.

Into the recycling bag go the no-brainers: the questionnaire full of loaded questions from my lackluster state senator; the glossy presentations on high-end home furnishings we can’t afford; yet another brochure on warning signs that the underground gas pipeline in our neighborhood may have sprung a leak; the cheery booklet touting local purveyors whose wares and services we don’t need; and the endless money-off coupons for greasy, salt-laden fast food we had better not eat.

This whole process fills me with anxiety. I think of all the trees that have been cut down, the fuel expended, the carbon spewed into the atmosphere to create and transport all this stuff to my door, just to be recycled using up even more energy. Thing is, I've tried my darndest to stem the tide. I’ve opted out of most catalogs. I’ve asked Lands End and Travelsmith to send me just one catalog per season. I've pared down the magazines I subscribe to. I've gone to e-bills and e-statements whenever possible. 

Yet a week later, there’s another foot-high stack of mail to sort through. And last week’s piles are still on the dining table! 

It never ends.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

Aspects de la Grèce

They say that when God created the world, he ran out of resources when he got to Greece, so he took a pile of rocks and mixed it with the rainbow. Maybe that accounts for the allure of that place in my memories.

I spent two years of my childhood in Greece, in 1952 and 1953, and recollections of those magical days that are still vivid. The Athens where David and I spent a day last week bears no resemblance to the Greece I remember as a girl of seven and eight, so I’m tapping those memories that are so much more alive to me than the tourist-crowded streets, glitzy shopping areas, and fancy new subway we just encountered.

My experience of Greece got off to an interesting start. Our plane arrived at the Athens airport at night, and while my parents negotiated customs and organized the taxi ride into town I wandered off the chat with the uniformed security guards who seemed to enjoy trying out their English on this youngster from America. A family of seven with all our bags, we wouldn’t fit into one cab, so my mom and dad each commandeered one vehicle and split the kids and luggage between them. Off they went into the dark night, bound for the King George Hotel in downtown Athens. One problem: Each thought I was with the other party, and I was left behind!

I ran after the departing taxis yelling wait, wait! A quick-thinking security guard called over to some friends who grabbed a car and drove off with me in the back seat. Here I was, seven years old, in a new-to-me foreign country, not speaking the language, in a car with two strangers, heading God knows where through unlit streets. I had a half hour to consider my fate, and tried not to worry. My parents, meanwhile, had registered and were cramming kids and luggage into the hotel elevator and counting noses. Just as they realized I was missing, I waltzed in the front door of the King George, safe and sound. A big eυχαριστώ (efcharisto, thank you) to the men who conveyed this little lost girl safely to her family.

My dad grew up in Bulgaria (the son of Congregational missionaries from Ohio), so as his career with the Central Intelligence Agency progressed, he was a natural to be sent to the Mediterranean to make contact with those escaping the Communist regimes of the Iron Curtain countries.

He was stationed in Athens, and we lived in a suburb called Ekali, halfway up a mountainside facing Mount Pentelicus where much of the marble for the Parthenon and other ancient buildings came from. Our street was a wide, rutted dirt road where I loved to craft little cityscapes in the mud puddles after it rained. The lack of paving notwithstanding, it was a nice neighborhood—the prime minister lived on the next street over, and we kids used to hang out there chatting with the uniformed guards at the gate. He was Georgios Papandreou, founder of a political dynasty that gave Greece three prime ministers. I got in trouble the time they finally asphalted the street in front of the compound. I was dressed in a frilly pink dress to attend a wedding, and came home from playing with the frills edged in black tar.

We had a nice split-level house with a big back porch. The kitchen counters were all of white marble. Our parents had a small concrete wading pool built just outside the kitchen window for us kids to play in, which my mom filled with a hose connected inside at the kitchen sink.

I had an amazing amount of freedom in our little suburb compared to kids today. In late afternoon I used to wander alone up the mountain, out of the residential area, to a pump house situated among the rocks. I would sit there and watch the sky change behind the distant Parthenon and the sea beyond as the sun went down—treasured rainbow moments for me.

There were five of us kids, so we had plenty of entertainment just among the family, but I had Greek friends in the neighborhood too. I was invited to lunch by a young friend and was surprised that everyone, including me, was served wine as an antiseptic alternative to the local water. There was a Greek army base nearby where loud bouzouki music blared till all hours of the night. I used to visit and dance the Καλαματιανός (Kalamatianós) with the long snaking lines of young soldiers. There was a favorite fig tree there in whose branches I loved to hang out. Nearby was a place you could get a submarine sandwich—half a loaf of bread split lengthwise layered with meats and cheeses and topped with two fried eggs. There were mules all over, probably the choice mounts of the military.

The family across the street had chickens, and employed an axe against the stump of a tree to dispatch their Sunday dinner entree. A yogurt man came regularly on a bicycle carrying a basket of little terra cotta crocks of the creamy stuff and calling out “Yaoooourti! Yaoooourti!” One time a man had an epileptic seizure right in front of our house, foaming at the mouth and twitching so badly that his clothers were all torn up. My father brought him in when it was all done and gave the man his own coveralls to wear home.

A special Greek pal lived down the street in a big house with a pigeon coop in the backyard, also furnishing the occasional dinner. Costa was much older than me, probably 17 or 18, and his father owned a string of movie houses as far north as Thessalonika. My friend played at film making by painting cartoons frame by frame directly on the 35-millimeter film, and we watched his creations again and again. One time he offered to take me on the bus to Athens to visit the Acropolis. It was a great outing, and totally innocent, though what parent today wouldn't be suspicious.

Critters were interesting. The vacant woodlot behind us was home to giant orange centipedes, six and seven inches long! There were no screens on the windows, so our folks tacked mesh to the shutters to keep out the mosquitoes. One morning I woke to see a shadowy lump the size of a pingpong ball between the mesh and shutter. I gingerly pulled back the edge of the mesh to see a huge spider resting there, the “pingpong” being his enormous abdomen. It might have been a tarantula, but it was pink and not furry, so I’m not sure. Dad captured it in a glass jar, and we fed it fat flies for a few days but it died.

At Easter time, we saw people leading their lamb dinner home on a string to be roasted all afternoon on a spit over an open fire while kids played at smacking red-dyed hardboiled eggs against each other to see whose would crack first. Our family attended an American church presided over by Reverend Olander. I remember his name because it was like “oleander,” a fragrant shrub that grew all over. He always invited us children to the front of the church for a special sermon before excusing us to go to Sunday School. I remember singing “Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam (to shine for Him each day, etc.)” for my classmates, possibly as a duet with one of my siblings. My mother has a photo of Rev. O preaching a sunrise Easter service near the Temple of Athena Nike on the Acropolis.

Our household of seven must have been a chore to clothe and feed, but my parents had time for hobbies. No doubt our Greek maid Maria lightened the burden. My mother took voice lessons and held a performance featuring Schubert Lieder. My father played the loony nephew Teddy in the expat theater’s version “Arsenic and Old Lace.” I remember him running up the stage stairs with his bugle yelling “Charge!”

I took a special trip with Maria to her mother’s home in a village a long bus ride away. The house had one dark room with a dirt floor, a bed, and a huge loom in the corner. I took a nap in the front yard one day and was surprised when I woke up next to a huge, dusty pig also taking a snooze. I witnessed a wedding at the town’s chapel, presided over by priests in tall black hats swinging incense. We ate the traditional pastel pink and white coated almonds in celebration afterwards. My mother’s memoir recounts that later Maria got married at our home in Ekali, and cried the whole time because her mother didn't approve and refused to come.

We shopped for groceries and household goods at the PX (short for Post Exchange), but we also patronized the local purveyors. I remember a town where we regularly stopped at a butcher’s where huge carcasses were hanging from hooks with flies buzzing around them. There was a bakery too, where loaves fresh out of the oven rarely made it home in one piece. I had two favorite fast foods that could be purchased from street vendors. One was Kokoretsi, lamb or goat organ meats wrapped on a skewer with cleaned intestines and roasted over an open fire. The other, a newspaper cone of deep fried sardines which were eaten whole, head, tail, and all.

Household goods were sometimes ordered from the Sears Roebuck catalog, and each of us kids got to pick an item of clothing or a toy so we all could look forward to the arrival of the big box from the States. The laundry was done in a wringer washer and hung on a clothesline to dry. The morning milk was reconstituted from mail-order powdered milk by the brand name KLIM. Our favorite lunch was peanut butter and green grape sandwiches with mayo on white bread. One time we were served okra for dinner, a disgusting slimy mess that I refused to eat. My father sent me from the table with my dinner, and I flushed the okra down the toilet. (Too bad they didn’t cook it like we do in Indiana—deep fried with a cornmeal coating, yum!)

I was often troubled by nightmares: of tanks rolling up our streets, of earthquakes that reduced whole villages to piles of rubble—I guess these things were really happening in some parts of the Mediterranean—and, no surprise, of my bedroom being right in the path of migrating tarantulas.

I attended second and third grade at an American school in the closer-to-town suburb of Kifissia. My third-grade teacher was Miss Fisher. My brother Brian’s kindergarten teacher Miss Tracey became a great family friend, and after returning to the States we rented her cottage on China Lake in Maine. I had a sort-of boyfriend named Michael Georges whom I invited to a birthday party. His mom must have picked out my gift—a set of seven nylon panties in different colors with Monday through Sunday embroidered on them—and was I embarrassed!

There were special expat girlfriends with whom I enjoyed weekend sleep-overs. Tanya Peterson, Anne Lium, Gerda Sanders—I wonder where they are now. At Tanya’s I overheard the adults talking about having had to fire their maid; I was horrified, thinking that meant a firing squad. At Gerda’s we played at paperdolls and gobbled pomegranate seeds from the copiously fruiting tree in her back yard. At Anne’s—her family was Swedish in origin—I had my first taste of animal brains, served for dinner; I ate no more than one bite.

An American family down the street from us had a huge old walnut tree in their yard, and we kids would climb up in the branches to munch on nuts that we would crack with a stone. One day I lost hold of my stone and it fell and hit one of the family’s younsters who was standing directly beneath. In the ensuing panic, I overheard the father say, “I’m going to kill whoever did this,” and I slunk home and never said a word to my parents.

As a family we went sightseeing: to the Corinth Canal, to ancient Mycenae and Delphi, and past Mt. Olympus, legendary home of the gods, to Salonika.We sailed to an island that was famous for its pistacchios; enormous sacks of the meaty green nuts with partially split shells were piled at the dock for purchase. And we went to the beach! The beach at Marathon was a favorite. We stayed all day by the turquoise blue waters and enjoyed a picnic lunch among the pines.

I remember a particular Fourth of July celebration that the American expats put on at another beach somewhere. A pair of bikini-clad French girls caused a huge sensation. (My dad, when he saw a pretty girl, used to joke with my mom, “Mommy, will you buy me one?”) As the sun set there was a huge volley of fireworks, capped off with a blazing ground display of the American flag.

A national holiday that Greeks celebrated was October 28, marking the day in 1940 when their prime minister Ioannis Metaxis faced an ultimatim from Italian dictator Mussolini to allow the Axis powers to occupy strategic locations in Greece or face war. Metaxis answered with an unambiguous όχι (ochi, no)! (Unfortunately, in the ensuing war, Greece was occupied by Italian, German, and Bulgarian forces.) I remember a big parade on “Ochi Day” featuring tanks and rockets and marching soldiers to show off Greece’s military might in the event of further incursions. We watched from hotel room windows above the main street.

When we went to the movies, they were outdoors and we sat on folding chairs. My brother Peter, five years older than I, had the popcorn concession, and I remember he and my mom filling giant galvanized steel tubs with fluffy kernels popped in olive oil to be doled out in little white bags at the “theater.”

My parents threw the occasional party, and we kids had fun fooling the guests at one of them. It was Peter’s idea. He cooked up a scheme à la Orson Welles’ radio broadcast of “War of the Worlds,” whereby we hijacked the piped-in dance music to interject a news bulletin that alien craft were landing in Athens. We giggled like crazy as concerned guests made their way out to the porch and craned their necks to catch a glimpse of the invasion.

A family heirloom that has come into my possession is a well-worn coffee-table book of photographs, Aspects de la Grèce, published by a Frenchman in 1953. It must have been given to my dad by his office mates when he departed Greece; as the endpaper bears several well-wishing signatures including a joking request for a raise. I've always loved this book. The photos of grizzled fishermen, fishing boats, and endless ancient ruins are all rendered in black and white, unlike my own memories of Greece which are in all the colors of the rainbow.


Friday, March 13, 2015

Cruising

We've just returned from our third cruise in thirteen months, spending every dime we have to see the world. It’s all about making memories.

David has a difficulty maintaining his balance that indicates his cerebellum is shrinking faster than it should. We don’t know how long that’s been going on, or how quickly it will develop. It doesn’t bother him, but his doctor says he may be walking with a cane in ten years. And with my unstable back who knows what problems lie ahead for me. Our physical ailments notwithstanding, we don’t feel old, so we’re grabbing for the gusto while we’re both still mobile, with the help of Silver Sneakers to keep us limber and strong.

Last year took us to Spain and Morocco in March and to Russia in June. The latest took us to Rome, Athens, and Istanbul. We've climbed the ramparts at the Alhambra. We've managed lengthy walks through the Kremlin and Red Square, the steep steps of Roman alleys, the muddy paths of ancient Olympia, the rocky terrain of the Acropolis. We've negotiated slippery marble at Ephesis and the lumpy lava-paved streets of Pompeii.

We each only fell once on this most recent voyage—me tripping over a wooden ramp at Topkapi Palace, Dave missing a step in the ship’s dining room. We've discovered our swing dancing days are over, but we can still enjoy the music as we sip our cocktails. I routinely fetch David his breakfast coffee and orange juice in the ship’s cafeteria when the decks are atilt. In short, we’re coping.

When the cobblestones and stairs on shore excursions get to be too much, we’ll still have our spotless staterooms with towel-crafted critters on the bed every night, the fabulous food, the evening entertainments, the bingo, the music everywhere, and the attentive bar servers to make happy memories as we cruise into the sunset. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Home Improvement

I love my suburban 1978-built home, but by HGTV standards it could use some improvement.

I love that we’ve decorated with art that reflects where our hearts lie—over the fireplace, Hoosier impressionist TC Steele’s Selma in the Garden; Picasso’s Boy with Pipe in the front hall; Monet’s Poppy Field in Argenteuil on the living room wall; giant trout and salmon identification posters in the upstairs hall.

I love that we’ve placed the dining and living room furniture on the diagonal, European-style. I’m fond of the intricate prayer rug from Morocco that’s the centerpiece of the family room. Very convenient is the crammed “office” that we can shut the door on to keep our self-respect when company comes. Fabulous are the custom shelves that line three walls of the living room to house our enormous collection of books. And happy is the gardener with a half-acre of mixed sun and shade to play with.

Those are the positives. Now the negatives…

The 1970s shag rug and wallpaper in the master bedroom that we’ve never bothered to replace. Our night tables crafted of bricks and boards, a holdover from college days. Badly mismatched hand-me-down and thrift store chests of drawers. The peeling wallpaper in both upstairs baths. The kitchen cabinets that still sport 1970s hardware. The counter top that no one would take for granite. The ugly front door we could never agree on a replacement for.

Dave and I have not talked about where we’ll go when it’s time to give up the house. I once figured we might stay another 10 years tops, and that was three years ago!

HGTV could have a field day fixing us up to sell. But could we? The thought makes me tired. I’m content sitting here in our cozy family room in front of the Moroccan prayer rug, my head deep in the sand.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Morning Ritual

If we didn’t have to let Rocky out for a pee and poo, David and I would probably sleep in every day. As it is, we have an unspoken agreement to take turns getting up.

For me, that’s a particular ordeal on account of my back. Mind you, later in the day I can heft 40-pound bags and potted shrubs while gardening, but the morning’s a different story.

First, there’s getting out of bed. I have to swing my legs over the side, push myself upright, then walk my hands up my thighs to get into a standing position. I walk gingerly to the bathroom, holding my stomach in lest my lower back erupt in painful spasms. Sometimes I can’t get up from the toilet without a boost from my palm on the seat.

The real excitement comes downstairs when I’m filling Rocky’s food dish. The little pellets of compressed turkey and fish are stored in a large bin at ground level, meaning I have to squat to screw off the lid, find the measuring cup, and scoop out the required amount into Rocky’s dish. 

Once I’m down, bowl in hand, often I can’t get up, not unlike a beached whale. I have to consider how best to negotiate the distance between me and the little rug where Rocky’s bowl is intended to sit, about five feet. Sometimes I scoot on my butt to a nearby coffee table and use an arm to haul myself up. Sometimes it’s me on my knees crawling...you get the picture. And all the while, Rocky is jumping excitedly toward the bowl in my hand, eager to start on his breakfast.

My doctor says morning back cramps are not unusual as we age. And yes, it happens no matter what sort of mattress I sleep on.

So this is what I can expect with the morning ritual from here on out? Hmmm. 

Saturday, January 31, 2015

My TV Hero

My husband, for all I grouse about his compulsive wandering with the remote, is my TV hero. Last night when the Tivo went on the blink, he sorted out the problem and got us up and running again.

What would I do without Tivo? HGTV shows would be excruciating without it—all those commercials coming between worst landscape on the block and first. The suspense between segments of Scandal would be intolerable. I would have to watch all my favorite network shows in—egads!—REAL TIME.

It started with a pixilated onscreen message about a problem with our Internet connection. Cable was working, Dave determined, and if he stood at a certain spot—precisely five feet north of the flat screen—we could actually see Brian Williams in high def telling us about more threatening weather on the east coast and the latest on Deflate-gate. One step right or left, and it was back to no picture.

Dave set about puttering with a flashlight. Blu-Ray was out, he said—oh no, our Netflix movies were threatened too! Strange buzzing sounds could be heard as he fiddled with connections. I don’t know what Dave did, or how he did it, I just knew that if I remained calm and sat quietly doing my crossword puzzle, a good result would ensue in time.

And sure enough, within fifteen minutes we were back to normal.

I’m not even going to complain about the tangle of cords now spilling from the bottom of our entertainment center. I’m just glad my TV hero prevailed once again.  


Friday, January 30, 2015

Love Sponge

Our Rocky, all twenty pounds of him, is a Cavalier King Charles spaniel.


King Charles is said to have kept 15 of the gentle breed in his bed to keep him warm. We have just one, impossibly cute Cavalier, and he warms our hearts by demanding all the love we can give. Thanks to a slight overbite, the breeder rejected Rocky as a show dog, else he wouldn’t have been ours. We, of course, think he’s perfect in every respect.

This is what a Cavalier does: If you and your husband are sitting at opposite ends of the couch, he takes turns cuddling with each of you. He flops down on your lap like he owns it. He follows you into the bathroom so you never have privacy. He is entranced by sparkly things, like light reflected through your eyeglasses onto the wall, and obsessed by his own shaddow during a sunny midday walk. It’s all part of the breed.

But our Rocky is special. This is what he does: He sticks his little tongue through the gap in his teeth so you see just the pink tip of it protruding. He gives nose bumps on command. He demands to be scratched on the chest, and loves a scratch on the rump. He licks my face when he thinks my nap on the couch should be over, and if I don’t rouse he comes and stands on top of me. He makes a nightly circuit of sleeping places on our bed, and snores to beat the band. A little nudge to my cheek lets me know when he’d like to cuddle under the covers for a while. Sometimes I’ll wake to an in-your-face Cavalier nose and glistening black eyes on my pillow.

Rocky’s signature feature is his luxuriant ears. Thick and fluffy, they need much toweling and brushing to get them dry after a bath. They hang down so low that they mop up whatever sauces are left in the cooking pot you set down for him when he’s “helping” with the dishes. I’m not supposed to share those leftovers with him, and whenever I do I’m busted by telltale stickiness and food smells at the tips of his ears. I've tried tying them back with elastic scrunchies, but he shakes his head and they fly off.

This little soul is the love of our lives, our personal therapy dog. We’re grateful for the twelve or so years he’ll be with us.

Rocky and Dave at Niagara Falls

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

We Were Cool

Today an aching sadness comes to me in the middle of Silver Sneakers.

We’re working out to a medley of remastered Beatles tunes, classmate Mary and me adding our voices to the thrumming beat when the spirit moves. “Yeah, you’re gonna lose that girl..” “She’s got a ticket to ri-i-ide...” “I get by with a little help from my friends….” Silver heads bob to the music, glued to trainer Margaret’s instructions, “heels front, right, and left…now keep the feet, add the arms,” following once again the gentle exercise routine we enjoy twice weekly at the Y.

As embodied in their music, the moptop lads from Liverpool are forever frozen in time. But we’re not. Look at us, with our paunchy bellies, lined faces, thinning hair, stooped shoulders. Our bodies betray the kids we still feel like inside.

But we were cool once. We wore bellbottom pants, love beads, mini skirts, nehru jackets. We were pilgrims in San Francisco for the Summer of Love. We grooved on Jefferson Airplane and the Doors. We got high. Then we got serious. We marched on Washington for an end to war. We made babies, started families, hosted stoned soul picnics. We were all at Woodstock, whether in person or not. We bought every Beatles album as they came out, played them over and over, memorized all the words. “Lucy in the sky-y with diamonds….”

We’re done with our final stretch now, seated back in our chairs, and Margaret leads us in deep breathing and calming thoughts to end the session. Today she invokes her favorite phrase, “All is well.” Pondering, I realize we have no choice but to follow suit. 

We were cool once. All is well.